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  <title>soothe the burn, wake me up.</title>
  <subtitle>ah-nah-ma-ree-ah.</subtitle>
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    <name>ah-nah-ma-ree-ah.</name>
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  <updated>2009-12-27T09:14:12Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:55949</id>
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    <title>i've moved on dear friends.</title>
    <published>2009-12-27T09:14:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-27T09:14:12Z</updated>
    <lj:music>sad eyes=bat for lashes</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://burstenbloom.tumblr.com/"&gt;http://burstenbloom.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i will still write to you on occasion.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:54844</id>
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    <title>went to the yankees victory parade today.</title>
    <published>2009-11-07T01:12:07Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-07T01:12:58Z</updated>
    <lj:music>sirens.</lj:music>
    <content type="html">life is more complete now that i saw andy pettitte in person.&lt;br /&gt;makestheladyspothappy.&lt;br /&gt;proud to be a native newyawka.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyway.&lt;br /&gt;here are some photos i just took with photobooth of my reflection.&lt;br /&gt;looked kinda cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000zxgh/"&gt;&lt;img width="500" height="396" border="0" alt="" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000zxgh/s320x240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000yk8g/"&gt;&lt;img width="500" height="375" border="0" alt="" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000yk8g/s320x240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:51897</id>
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    <title>yes please.</title>
    <published>2009-08-15T07:08:55Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-15T07:08:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">amazing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="46" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:50865</id>
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    <title>tick tick tick tick.</title>
    <published>2009-08-06T03:33:23Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-21T09:06:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and now continuing with my love for special voices...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="41" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:50304</id>
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    <title>noise_en_kisses @ 2009-07-30T08:04:00</title>
    <published>2009-07-30T12:07:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-30T17:01:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Even though nostalgia hits every generation, it seems awfully early for 28-year-olds to be looking back. One possible explanation, say authors who focus on generational identity, is the impact of the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. The political and economic climate of the late &amp;rsquo;90s had been as soothing as a Backstreet Boys ballad: no wars, unemployment as low as 4 percent, a $120 billion federal surplus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Mr. Taylor, who was a sophomore in high school on that day, sees the appeal of the Blink-182 reunion tour (&amp;ldquo;part of Blink&amp;rsquo;s allure was their carefree nature&amp;rdquo;), and he is personally nostalgic for portable CD players. &amp;ldquo;Buying my first Discman was huge,&amp;rdquo; he said, &amp;ldquo;like getting an iPod for kids now.&amp;rdquo; &lt;p&gt;Other older members of Gen Y expressed similar longing for late &amp;rsquo;90s popular culture like &lt;a title="More articles about AOL LLC." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/business/companies/aol/index.html?inline=nyt-org"&gt;AOL&lt;/a&gt; buddy lists and compact discs &amp;mdash; the once-dominant music medium now in its declining years.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WHILE boomers or Gen Xers might have no idea what the phrase &amp;ldquo;classic Nickelodeon&amp;rdquo; implies, to anyone in his or her 20s, it means fondly remembered cable tween shows like &amp;ldquo;All That&amp;rdquo; and &amp;ldquo;Clarissa Explains It All&amp;rdquo; (whose star, Melissa Joan Hart, recently showed off her weight loss on the cover of People magazine).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/23/fashion/23nostalgia.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;please read and cry at the death of your youth!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:47188</id>
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    <title>noise_en_kisses @ 2009-06-22T23:15:00</title>
    <published>2009-06-23T03:16:13Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-07T08:24:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yes please.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;" class="ljembed" embedid="29"&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="30" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:45917</id>
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    <title>ha.</title>
    <published>2009-06-10T01:18:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-10T01:18:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ha, perfect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="ljembed" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="27" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:44664</id>
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    <title>noise_en_kisses @ 2009-05-19T00:31:00</title>
    <published>2009-05-19T04:33:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-19T04:33:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i have to go to trabajo tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;but instead i'm watching the office.&lt;br /&gt;jim and pam, jim and pam, JIM AND PAM.&lt;br /&gt;almost as frustrating as CHUCK AND BLAIR.&lt;br /&gt;oh my little babies.&lt;br /&gt;the season finale was fuckin epic, i was about to wrongly kill jonathan.&lt;br /&gt;blake lively is looking less like a golden retriever.&lt;br /&gt;leighton meester gets more stunning each season.&lt;br /&gt;ed aka chuckles is just mine all mine.&lt;br /&gt;i hope to spot some of them around.&lt;br /&gt;seeing as they &amp;quot;go&amp;quot; to NYU now and all.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:44255</id>
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    <title>noise_en_kisses @ 2009-05-10T00:14:00</title>
    <published>2009-05-10T04:15:29Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-10T04:15:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i want to go back to college as crazy insane as that may sound.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:43819</id>
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    <title>my first taste.</title>
    <published>2009-05-06T03:31:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-06T03:31:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">what mtv gave me when i was 10 years old.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="22" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:43202</id>
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    <title>sink to the beat.</title>
    <published>2009-04-22T13:40:31Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-22T13:47:36Z</updated>
    <lj:music>heads will roll = yeah yeah yeahs</lj:music>
    <content type="html">behold, the final inspiration for final project #1.&lt;br /&gt;still an illuminated manuscript form, BUT not as karenesque as originally planned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000ds15/"&gt;&lt;img width="300" height="462" border="0" alt="" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000ds15/s320x240" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;and in addition to the first lines of that we have some relevant lyrics from:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="20" /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="21" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;/lj-embed&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:42371</id>
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    <title>someone call the doctor.</title>
    <published>2009-04-07T23:01:38Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-07T23:04:30Z</updated>
    <lj:music>somebody to love = queen</lj:music>
    <content type="html">oh hey there (i'm in the process of writing a paper and missing a show).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i am deathly tired, not feeling so hot.&lt;br /&gt;but yesterday was fucking amazing.&lt;br /&gt;AMAZING YOU HEAR ME?&lt;br /&gt;top 5 status.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i went to see KATY FUCKIN PERRY at irving.&lt;br /&gt;she was so beautiful it was hard to look at.&lt;br /&gt;but i looked at her anyway, and whenever she would down and we would have that eye to eye moment i jizzed inside.&lt;br /&gt;she came out to &lt;em&gt;killer queen&lt;/em&gt;, and did a cover of &lt;em&gt;don't stop me now&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;there were giant inflatable props, bedazzled microfone complete with stand.&lt;br /&gt;ahh.&lt;br /&gt;and to top it all off at the very end of the thing, she crowd surfed and i supported her and it was glorious and i was shaking and hyperventilating and then i got her guitar pic!&lt;br /&gt;so good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and class today was good.&lt;br /&gt;everyone loved the video, thank god.&lt;br /&gt;i didn't think it would get such a positive reaction as it did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i better go, but&lt;br /&gt;xoxo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh and FINALLY I KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=37966016" name="Ana Peru Peru Ana"&gt;vids.myspace.com/index.cfm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:40186</id>
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    <title>mmk.</title>
    <published>2009-02-27T00:40:29Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-01T17:50:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>sirens.</lj:music>
    <content type="html">so last nite was a little spectacular.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000aph1/"&gt;&lt;img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000aph1/s320x240" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[during a cover of &amp;quot;train in vain&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:tokyo police club, born ruffians, and harlem shakes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so i was debating for a good portion of tonite if i should pixie my hair or something a little longer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;feedback?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000b8s9/"&gt;&lt;img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000b8s9/s320x240" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000cad9/"&gt;&lt;img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/noise_en_kisses/pic/0000cad9/s320x240" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:noise_en_kisses:39595</id>
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    <title>25 albums.</title>
    <published>2009-02-18T20:29:22Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-18T20:29:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">another thingy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think of 25 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, months, years. These are the albums that you can use to identify time, places, people, emotions. These are the albums that no matter what they were thought of musically shaped your world. When you finish, tag 25 others, including me. Make sure you copy and paste this part so they know the drill. Get the idea now? Good.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; ***No being cool, which albums have you actually listened to hundreds of times?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Readers should feel free to guess (or ask) why particular albums are there.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt; --------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 1. stay what you are = saves the day&lt;br /&gt; 2. american idiot = green day&lt;br /&gt; 3. dookie/ 1039/smoothed out slappy hour = green day&lt;br /&gt; 4. blonde on blonde = bob dylan&lt;br /&gt; 5. brand new = the devil and god are raging inside me&lt;br /&gt; 6. moonpix = cat power&lt;br /&gt; 7. bright eyes = i'm wide awake, it's morning&lt;br /&gt; 8. all's well that ends well = chiodos&lt;br /&gt; 9. juturna = circa survive&lt;br /&gt; 10. the ugly organ = cursive&lt;br /&gt; 11. ...is a real boy = say anything&lt;br /&gt; 12. turn on the bright lights = interpol&lt;br /&gt; 13. jimmy eat world = jimmy eat world&lt;br /&gt; 14. fever to tell = yeah yeah yeahs&lt;br /&gt; 15. sound of silver = lcd soundsystem&lt;br /&gt; 16. e. von dahl killed the locals = the matches&lt;br /&gt; 17. almost here = the academy is...&lt;br /&gt; 18. unplugged = nirvana&lt;br /&gt; 19. three cheers for sweet revenge = my chemical romance (SHUT UP).&lt;br /&gt; 20. pollyanna = northstar&lt;br /&gt; 21. all we know is falling/riot! = paramore&lt;br /&gt; 22. the bends = radiohead&lt;br /&gt; 23. the execution of all things = rilo kiley&lt;br /&gt; 24. based on a true story = the starting line&lt;br /&gt; 25. tell all your friends/ where you want to be = taking back sunday&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>noise_en_kisses @ 2009-02-09T10:33:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-09T15:33:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-09T15:33:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">nothing else matters but this right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;				 					 						blink-182 Summer 2009                                                   						&lt;p class="blogContent"&gt;Hi. We're blink-182. This past week there&amp;rsquo;ve been a lot of questions about the current status of the band, and we wanted you to hear it straight from us. To put it simply, We're back. We mean, really back. Picking up where we left off and then some. In the studio writing and recording a new album. Preparing to tour the world yet again. Friendships reformed. 17 years deep in our legacy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Summer 2009. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks and get ready...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>snubbed.</title>
    <published>2009-01-09T07:34:38Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-09T07:35:24Z</updated>
    <lj:music>game shows</lj:music>
    <content type="html">can you believe these people have never won a grammy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;tupac&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;diana ross&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;backstreet boys&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;n'sync&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;LED ZEPPELIN&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;QUEEN&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;neil young&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;bob marley&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;the spice girls&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;the who&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;blasphemy if you ask me!&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>baha, tell me about it.</title>
    <published>2009-01-07T10:27:11Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-07T10:28:54Z</updated>
    <lj:music>summer overture (requiem for a dream)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;em&gt;one of those you know you go to NYU when things:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Every guy you meet has a 1/3 chance of being gay. If he is attractive, the odds go up to 1/2. Attractive and well dressed? Forget it, sweetie. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; being white and heterosexual is a minority &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a welcome week event was specifically for gay jews&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;instead of seeing a sock on the door, you see a yarmulka&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt; you get the feeling that you made a wrong turn into Chinatown, but realize that you're just standing in front of the entrance to the Stern building.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Are you heterophobic? Come to the heterophobic club, only at NYU!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;Parties&amp;quot; contain no more than 20 people and are broken up by 1am at the latest. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Getting signed into the party takes as long as the party itself. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; you absolutely despise Greenpeace, no matter how you actually feel about the environment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; a &amp;quot;frat&amp;quot; party is a sure thing you won't have fun. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of your welcome activities was a fake orgasm contest&lt;br /&gt;Another one was &amp;ldquo;guess the straight person&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you go to school with matilda, the occasional olsen twin, or that kid from the sixth sense &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Half your friends are from Long Island, the other half from New Jersey &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck it, you&amp;rsquo;ll just go to BBQ (RIP 8th Street BBQ)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The football team is undefeated since WWII&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;frac12; your graduating class is just in college waiting for their big break &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People have studio instead of classes &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You walk into Stern without a suit and people give you funny looks &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You hate Columbia with a passion, for really no reason at all&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;80% of the dogs you see while walking to class have better lives than you do&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You take class field trips to the MET &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two words: Elevator Rage. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Instead of Frisbees and picnics, your campus lawn has drug dealers and street musicians&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've been chased by a homeless man &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you have seen a squirrel stare down a homeless man for their preferred spot on a park bench... and win.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the only way to get a tan is to lie out on the sidewalks of NYC &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tischies and Sternies can be identified at first glance. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your university is the largest private real estate holder in the city &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the first thing you do when you here the fire alarm is remember to grab your NYU ID...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is always construction, but nothing actually seems to change &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You say excuse me to pigeons &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tourists have taken pictures of you (you're a &amp;quot;real NYU student&amp;quot;!) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You accidentally wander onto film sets &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you get offered several types of drugs just walking to class&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even the bums on the street have iPods&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you know that you can only take the elevator to the third floor if you're in a full body cast, otherwise you will be given looks of death from the other 25 kids on the elevator.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the security guards know more about your sex life than your friends do&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your University stops traffic on an entire street in NYC so that Steinhardt and Tish students can perform.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;He's not sketchy, he's just straight.&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the public safety van takes 30 min to get to you and only sends someone if you are in the lobby of an NYU building&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you're only allowed to use your kitchen if your windows are open........ but your windows don't open.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;keeping kosher becomes easier than not.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your idea of a good show is a musical about STI's and finding your sexuality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you pick up a phone in an emergency and your first clear thought is to dial 9999.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you've awoken to a threesome occurring on the bunk overhead&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your super original music taste is now only the norm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you know pre-meds who want to kill themselves&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you know sternies who go for cocktails at 10am between classes&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you know tischies who think that their lives are dramatic/people want to listen to them sing&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you don't go home for breaks and your friends at other schools come visit you on theirs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you've learned how to use a metrocard to open your door if you lock yourself out (also known as &amp;quot;Jersey-ing&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when your residence hall is more concerned about proper usage of sex toys than exiting the building during a fire alarm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you can get pizza at 4 am then again at 6 am...and it will still taste really fucking good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the Hari Krishnas interrupt your studying&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you can major in porn as a grad student&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your orientation diversity activity is deciding what people of which race, gender, sexual orientation, or occupation you'd prefer to kill first&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your professor was a former porn artist and finds it appropriate to show the class slides of her work&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;everyone you know has at least 4 pieces of illegal furniture/stuff or a pet in their room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you get offered free counseling every day because they are so afraid that you'll off yourself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you don't know anyone who likes the olsen twins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you move to brooklyn for affordable housin&lt;/strong&gt;g&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you see a security guard drive down washington place in a choad-mobile &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;no matter what your personal political views are, you find the College Republicans really annoying&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you've honestly considered jumping from bobst after getting shot down during your first writing conference from writing the essay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your library's floor is artistically designed to prevent students from killing themselves...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you hear the story about too many suicides and the burning couch thrown out the window and your biggest qualm is still the fact that our terraces and windows no longer open&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;something even remotely resembling a terrorist attack happens and everyone and their mother calls you to make sure you're still alive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the punishment for selling drugs and throwing stuff out the window is the same&lt;br /&gt;(getting kicked out of housing)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you find yourself saying &amp;quot;smoke smoke&amp;quot; when you walk through a park.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;have to get out of a pigeons way while on the side walk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;every guy plays guitar and/or 15 other instruments&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you can major in making wine through gallatin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;youre &amp;quot;the sexiest student on camp-oos&amp;quot; according to sylvia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strike&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you can get hot cookies delivered to your dorm at 2 am&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Part of your room used to be a bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;(You can tell because the painted over showerhead is STILL attached to the wall...right next to a fuse box)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you commute from jersey and still get to class before the people in dorm halls when you've both left at the same time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you graduate in the park and one of the traditions is to splash in the fountain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2:30 AM on a school night is the ideal time to get high...even though you haven't finished your work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you've never been to a kegger, but you've done more drugs than your DARE class ever warned you about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Instead of going to a football/basketball game, people go to see a Broadway show&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you know the homeless guy you pass on the way to class every morning by name&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you are late to class because someone was filming a bad movie on broadway and you weren't allowed to walk through the set while they were &amp;quot;rolling.&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;adam sandler goes to your gym and spike lee teaches your class&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;film majors refer to Martin Scorsese as &amp;quot;Uncle Marty&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;an entire block is closed for a day for the school to give out free strawberries&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you are more afraid of being hit by a bike than a car&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;your RA's &amp;quot;happy holidays&amp;quot; note on your door contains the postscript: &amp;quot;see me if you need some more safer sex supplies&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you get thrown out of your room because your roommate has to draw himself naked for a class assignment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you can't focus on writing the essay homework at 3 am because somebody is tap dancing in the hall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You walk out into your hallway and immediately get second-hand high &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;there is a mouse living in your dorm room radiator, because it actually only heats up to about fifty degrees&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you are still meeting your floormates in december&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You pay up to $4 to do a load of laundry &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;half the class is missing because it's a Jewish holiday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your professor cancels class when it's a Jewish holiday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You live in a university dorm, and still have a &amp;frac12; hour commute to campus &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your friends who live &amp;quot;off-campus&amp;quot; live much closer to any school buildings than you do, even though you technically live &amp;quot;on campus&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you have to identify yourself every single time you go into your dorm, even if you just walked out of it &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you scan your fingerprints to enter you dorm, which seems cool to visiting friends but is actually the reason you got pinkeye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your dorm elevator only stops on certain floors &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes you're too lazy to order take out because you would have to walk downstairs &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Getting shafted in housing means going to the #2 ranked dorm in America &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is nothing quite like a 3 am fire drill &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't know the meaning of communal bathrooms &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your RA&amp;rsquo;s idea of &amp;ldquo;goodies&amp;rdquo; is plenty of condoms, lube and dental dams&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've waited on so many lines and been subject to so much Kafkaesque bureaucracy that sometimes you wonder if you go to school in Soviet Russia&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;summer vacation is the worst part of the year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you know a hug from jsex is equivalent to selling your soul to the devil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>posterity and self-defense.</title>
    <published>2009-01-05T05:47:07Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-05T05:47:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;lj-embed id="14" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;All the boys who called their mothers on that day&lt;br /&gt; Were no tough bunch but they had the nerves to go and say&lt;br /&gt; That all your secrets were drowned&lt;br /&gt; with the pioneers who were flooded from this town&lt;br /&gt; They packed their bags only moments too late&lt;br /&gt; With the pounding waves crashing up against the weakened water gates&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Cause dire times call for dire faces&lt;br /&gt; So lovely dancer, call and answer&lt;br /&gt; Trade our places in the night&lt;br /&gt; We're running barefoot, you and I&lt;br /&gt; Dead lovers salivate&lt;br /&gt; Broken hearts tessellate tonight&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; And all the kids who cut their knees on that old schoolyard fence&lt;br /&gt; Were holding out for posterity and self-defense&lt;br /&gt; We beat them down again&lt;br /&gt; There's no fun in playing cowboys for pretend&lt;br /&gt; We showed them what the backs of our hands is for&lt;br /&gt; The divide is clear in the coming year&lt;br /&gt; The rich will take the poor&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Cause dire times call for dire faces&lt;br /&gt; So lovely dancer, call and answer&lt;br /&gt; Trade our places in the night&lt;br /&gt; We're running barefoot, you and I&lt;br /&gt; Dead lovers salivate&lt;br /&gt; Broken hearts tessellate tonight.&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>spotted.</title>
    <published>2008-12-24T08:46:34Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-03T22:21:07Z</updated>
    <lj:music>tv</lj:music>
    <content type="html">so just for the purpose of my memory i will now compile a list of celebrity sightings since i live in the heart of downtown and all.&lt;br /&gt;i'm going to try and go in order.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;james franco.&lt;br /&gt;nathan lane.&lt;br /&gt;andy hurley (fallout boy).&lt;br /&gt;julian casablancas x2.&lt;br /&gt;chris noth (mr. big).&lt;br /&gt;solange knowles (beyonce's baby sister).&lt;br /&gt;john mayer ( i have just confirmed it was him because i saw his new haircut).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;john was sighted quickly.&lt;br /&gt;he was gone before i could react.&lt;br /&gt;he was wearing a black hoodie and i believe this was last thursday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wee!&amp;nbsp;</content>
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    <title>sheena is a punk rocker.</title>
    <published>2008-12-19T07:56:34Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-19T07:57:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so i'm catching up on my gossip girl finally.&lt;br /&gt;(i only watched 5 episodes this season).&lt;br /&gt;and.&lt;br /&gt;HOLY HELL.&amp;nbsp;</content>
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    <title>noise_en_kisses @ 2008-12-13T20:09:00</title>
    <published>2008-12-14T01:10:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-14T03:22:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;span style="font-size: xx-large;"&gt;AHH!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the aperture application on this macbook is sucking the life out of me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>noise_en_kisses @ 2008-11-30T00:04:00</title>
    <published>2008-11-30T05:08:59Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-30T05:08:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ahh today was so good.&lt;br /&gt;just got home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i saw knee-coal and monette and we made beautiful images in the frigidness of LIC for about tres horas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;y despues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i went back to brittany to meet carly when she was done shopping with her momz only to find raven back home!&lt;br /&gt;so exciting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so then carly came and we all bonded and it was beautiful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i will write more but i have homework and a shower because i feel ickster.</content>
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    <title>i have a weiner wife.</title>
    <published>2008-11-21T05:43:32Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-21T05:43:32Z</updated>
    <category term="i"/>
    <content type="html">so long story short...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'M TAKING BEGINNER SPANISH NEXT SEMESTER!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO.</content>
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    <title>noise_en_kisses @ 2008-11-05T01:15:00</title>
    <published>2008-11-05T06:21:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-05T06:21:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">OMG!!!&lt;br /&gt;OMG!!!&lt;br /&gt;OMG!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i was part of the change.&lt;br /&gt;i just ran around downtown screaming like a loon with my babies.&lt;br /&gt;i'll explain details later, i'm just so fuckin excited.</content>
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    <title>yellow.</title>
    <published>2008-11-02T17:46:15Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-02T17:47:55Z</updated>
    <lj:music>the octopus project</lj:music>
    <content type="html">remember the colour project?&lt;br /&gt;and my ordeal with purple?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well my favourite was yellow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(three of my classmates)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[it might be blank for a second and take another second to load]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="11" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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